you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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