I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
where does the pee come out of this thing
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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