We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
