Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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