I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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