drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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