May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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