i was born a porn star she said
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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