Whod you bang
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Randomize
