if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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