Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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