Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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