she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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