it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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