Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We talked him into tasing himself.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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