Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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