so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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