Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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