what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
There was a lot of him and a little penis
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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