can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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