only if we run a train.
done.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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