My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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