As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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