can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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