So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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