i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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