and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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