Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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