Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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