i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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