Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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