she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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