We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Randomize
