is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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