I cannot find my penis.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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