Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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