Say something about gay babies.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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