in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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