i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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