Having a random hookup so left but love u
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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