Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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