Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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