Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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