Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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