Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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