can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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