He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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