he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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