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Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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