I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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